Posted 18 hours ago

Dear customer, I’m having a hard time taking your company seriously if you print your check payments using Comic Sans.

Posted 19 hours ago

"This fucking guy, I swear" is the best compliment you can give me.

Posted 23 hours ago

I’m having a really good morning. I hope it stays that way all day.

Posted 2 days ago

"The Selfie of @D_Gray"

Posted 3 days ago

Lazy Sunday.

Posted 4 days ago

Tiny Batmobile #LEGO

Posted 4 days ago

Play Doh time!

Posted 5 days ago

I’d like to see Prince of Egypt again.

Posted 6 days ago

It’s only 1:30 but I already decided on dinner. Margaritas.

Posted 1 week ago

Our word for the day is “doppelbangers.”