Dear customer, I’m having a hard time taking your company seriously if you print your check payments using Comic Sans.
"This fucking guy, I swear" is the best compliment you can give me.
I’m having a really good morning. I hope it stays that way all day.
"The Selfie of @D_Gray"
I’d like to see Prince of Egypt again.
It’s only 1:30 but I already decided on dinner. Margaritas.
Our word for the day is “doppelbangers.”