Posted 12 hours ago

I just downloaded iOS8 and my iPod is now an iPhone 6!

Posted 17 hours ago

Excited for the iOS update! I heard it has a health tracking feature where it can track your weight by standing on your iPad.

Posted 1 day ago

Greenpoint.

Posted 2 days ago

I’m gonna keep doing this until I run out of googly eyes.

Posted 3 days ago

My boyfriend is spending his Sunday night playing the video game Destiny while I’m watching Kathy Griffin specials. You can make your own jokes.

Posted 3 days ago

Was out last night and saw a goat in someone’s apartment.

Posted 3 days ago

"You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together.”
It’s a Taylor Swift kinda day.

Posted 4 days ago

I wanna get a puppy and name it Boodles.

Posted 4 days ago

Not a Ken original but I have to share: you know men are behind Apple’s new phone because they call it 6 Plus even if it’s only 5.5 inches.

Posted 4 days ago

Rough night, Mister Pigeon?